July 2012
61 posts
“Dear Mr. Vernon, we accept the fact that we had to sacrifice a whole Saturday in detention for whatever it was we did wrong. What we did WAS wrong, but we think you’re crazy to make us write an essay telling you who we think we are. You see us as you want to see us: in the simplest terms and the most convenient definitions. But what we found out is that each one of us is a brain, and an athlete, and a basket case, a princess, and a criminal. Does that answer your question? Sincerely yours, the Breakfast Club.”
—Sylvia Plath (via incorrectsylviaplathquotes)
Caillou Based Freestyle
Yung God
CAILLOU BASED FREESTYLE
HER PUSSY BALD LIKE CAILLOU SWAG SWAG LIKE CAILLOU I’M GOOD NIGGA HOW YOU? GO WAY BACK LIKE CAILLOU CAP BACK LIKE CAILLOU I DON’T MATCH LIKE CAILLOU MY WEED YOUNG LIKE CAILLOU GO DUMB LIKE CAILLOU I’M PBS LIKE CAILLOU DTF LIKE CAILLOU MY DICK FRESH LIKE CAILLOU SHE GET WET LIKE CAILLOU THE REALEST EVER LIKE CAILLOU I’M DICKIN IT LIKE CAILLOU BAD BITCH GON SUCK DICK NEED 30 MINUTES LIKE CAILLOU I’M UP EARLY LIKE CAILLOU SHE GET DIRTY LIKE CAILLOU
SHE AIN’T WORTHY I’M CAILLOU, I’M NERDY LIKE CAILLOU I’M YOUNG AS HELL LIKE CAILLOU DON’T FAIL LIKE CAILLOU I GO FOR IT LIKE CAILLOU, FUCK DORA, CAILLOU. FOUR YEARS OLD, FOUR YEARS OLD SHOUTS OUT TO MY LIL BROTHER CAILLOU I GOT LIKE THIRTY DIFFERENT COLORS ON I THINK I’M CAILLOU BITCH SUCK MY DICK. I DON’T MATCH FOR NOTHING I’M CAILLOU BITCH, FUCK DORA THE EXPLORER CAILLOU BASED FREESTYLE SUCK MY DICK BITCH
Farewell Apollo
Bear McCreary
“In recognition of honorable, loyal, and faithful service, Madam President, Admiral of the Colonial Fleet, ladies and gentlemen: Major Lee Adama.”
tears.
“The truth is… I am Iron Man.”
—Sylvia Plath (via incorrectsylviaplathquotes)
“When I was at Harvard I smoked weed every day. I cheated every test and snorted all the yay.”
—Sylvia Plath (via incorrectsylviaplathquotes)
