July 2011
40 posts
Hate a Coworker?
Then wipe your ass with some toilet paper and stick it behind something on their desk/personal workspace.
Apparently this is what happened to one of my coworkers a few years before I started working at my current job. Needless to say, I laughed a lot. And then I covered my ears and made horrified noises. Because, friends, that shit is gross.
although amazon.com gave me a horrid suggestion about what to buy (cough, a james patterson novel), i still have to give the site credit for making my wish list a thing of the public domain.
also, send me what your literary interests are via amazon wish list so that i can steal your ideas.
p.s. i don’t know if that hyperlink will work since i was logged in when i copy/pasted it in, but here’s to hoping :D
“oh sweet midian, i burn for thee at heart”
—cradle of FUCKING filth
Billy Collins Overload?
I just picked up one book, 181 poems (or something), which was edited by Billy Collins, and then I snagged another book of poems written by Billy Collins. Sorting yesterday at work was, let’s say, FUN?
Oh, and I found a HUGE book about talking to animals that I think a friend will find very interesting for her upcoming spirit quest.
GOOD DAY!
